renoanal
when you’re hammering and renovating your place while your boyfriend is hammering his d-ck into your -sshole.
person 1: “hey, nice moulding. how did you do that?”
person 2: “thanks! i hammered the wood while my boyfriend hammered me with his wood.”
person 1: “in the b-tt?”
person 2: “yeah, we make a nice reno-n-l team.”
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