rent-a-cop-academy
the fictional place where security guards go to learn the idiotic lingo and actions they must do to maintain a false sense of security.
blart: “sir, i’m going to have to ask you to take your cigarette beyond the 15 foot perimeter of this entrance or i will be forced to physically subdue you in violation of article 12 section b paragraph 5.”
shopper: “hey bub – did you learn all those multi-syllable words in rent-a-cop-academy?”
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