Rent a Pig


a security guard who thinks he is a cop.
hey look! it’s another rent a pig..
a off-duty hurricane police officer who naturally takes the whole 9inches from his daddy in his b-m.
hey, that rent-a-pig tried to kick mason county and the cracker crew out of the ball game, but didn’t have the b-lls to follow through.

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