when you’re seeing a guy/gal and they’re really nice in person, but when you message them they either don’t reply or they’re rude and stand offish.
omg tara, i really like tom, but… he’s a replyd*ck.
- clutch minute
the very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and sh*t your pants. guy 1: i entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily i got to the bathroom in time guy 2: i entered the clutch minute a couple years ago i didn’t make it […]
- flu fart
flatulence occurring when one is taken ill with a flu bug. the flu fart is defined by the inevitable leakage of wet fecal matter when the gas is released. it is never intentional. one who is with flu is forever fearful of the flu fart. roger was ill with a stomach flu but he went […]
- i have arrived
the formal way of saying “i am c*ming” “do you allow me to arrive madeline?” “yes fred” “i have arrived”
- fastabend's sandals
a fastabend’s sandals a fastabend’s sandals is when you remove the footwear of a homeless man and repeatedly conduct a rigorous moisturising regime until you nurse dirty mike and the boys back to a healthy happy herd of tramps with fantastic chiropody.