reptile


named after the mortal kombat character,the reptile is when a woman performs oral s-x on a man to completion and instead of swallowing spits it into the mans eye
i’m never going to let her blow me again. she gave me the reptile and i have a lazy eye now
a cl-ss of cold-blooded vertebrates that includes turtles, lizards, snakes, alligators and crocodile.
dinosaurs were reptiles.
addicts of mugwump j-sm, see mugwumps. popularized by william s burroughs and david cronenberg.
after reptiles score for mugwump j-sm…”mugwump j-sm is the best! can i borrow your hanky?”
an insult utilsed by the ill-educated suburban sc-mbag wannabe’s of the immediate area outside dublin ireland to indicate an unattractive or stupid person
“look at the state of you, you bleedin’ reptile.”
n. a person who shaves theirself, or at least their v-g-n- or p-n-s area, completely bare.

adj. resembling the hairless look of a reptile.
i like a chick’s p-ssy to be neatly trimmed, maybe a cute little airstrip or triangle, but every girl i hook up with is a reptile.

shaving it all off started in the p-rn industry and now every girl has a reptile p-ssy.

the problem with reptiles is that they often have razor burn b-mps. i’d rather nuzzle against a little soft hair than lick a bunch of irritated zit-like b-mps on a reptile p-ssy.
sc-m-sucking, lard–ssed internet troll, who loves nothing more than to cause mayhem all over the net and try to p-ss the blame onto someone else. spams usenet for christmas cash, and does insurance jobs on their car to gains sympathy and raise cash. likes lasagne – too much. also see lizzard
some b-st-rd reptiles been leaving scales in my guestbook again!
a person who finds it absolutely necessary to both annoy as well as boast. even though he could not hit a fade with a tennis racket. is polish, and as such this may explain his behaviour
“it’s better when you kill 5 skulks in one lmg cip :d”
“i dont think you understand how hard it is to knife an onos”

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