republican narnia


the magical land where republicans come from and hope to return too. common features include the cold war, but against either n-z-‘s or the bad guys from rocky and bullwinkle, a pleasantville environment, everyone gets along and there are no minorities, and jesus who ahs returned and smites the unworthy. those lost in republican narnia may remain there temporarily or permanatley, it is often completly treatable.
“my mom keeps warning me about stds, i don’t even have a girldfriend.”
“she must be in republican narnia”

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