Republican Party Reptile
from the book of the same name by p. j. o’rourke –
“we look like republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf.”
the platform of the republican party reptiles:
“i think our agenda is clear. we are opposed to: government spending, kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny third world countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the un, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. we are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms.”
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