RESA-FU
a way of life with the incorporation of martial arts that cannot be mastered. this form of fighting technique can be only taught by the great sensai theresa (hence resa-fu). many fear for their lives when they hear of this raw, undisputed yet genius creator.
bully at school: “gimme your lunch money or i’ll kick your -ss!”
quiet kid: “my sister taught me resa-fu!”
bully at school: “oh my bad….so sorry..here please take my lunch money!”
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