reshituate


this is the overly compulsive activity of re-organizing all of ones things. before and after cleaning you have the exact same amount of sh-t but now the sh-t has been moved around, alphebetized, or arranged in a more orderly and appealing fashion.
“my co-worker couldn’t concentrate after her third energy drink so she tried to organize the front counter and then the supply closet. it took her 3 hours but all she done was resh-tuate all the same sh-t. i mean, all the same sh-t was still there, but now it was cleaner and neater sh-t. i don’t get it.”

or

“honey, ummmmm i thought you were gonna clean out the garage but instead all you did is just resh-tuate your junk. you are such a lame excuse for husband.”

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