residue squeezing
when a company or industry has saturated the market or is unable to expand its market, it creates products or situations that force consumers to buy more products or services. it creates these through lobbying/legislation or device or contract designs. they squeeze additional residual income and profits to get every last drop from you.
did you upgrade to the latest version of quicken? no, they’ve squeezed all the residue from me so i went to an open source product.
how do you replace the battery in your ipad? i can’t. in their residue squeezing ways, i have to pay apple to do it.
isn’t that the third fan you bought this year? yeah, they keep breaking, and squeezing all my residue.
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