Resolution Jogger


one that is easily spotted as having very clean and flashy running apparel. these people have made a new years resolution to jog and lose wait. sadly 20% will remain after a 2 week period because well, they can always jog tomorrow
person 1: woah look at the guy! is he actually jogging in edd hardy athletic suit?
person 2: that my friend is what we call a resolution jogger at it’s finest.

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