Resolution List
the list that you make at the beginning of the new year right before you go back to school or work of the the things that you want to accomplish that year. “this year will be different!”, you think as you put the list in your bedside drawer and go out to runs some errands.
six months later, you find the list again during spring cleaning and discover that you haven’t done a single thing on that f-cking list!!! you crumple the list up and throw it away, realizing again how cr-ppy your life is….
sob!!! i haven’t done anything on this f-cking resolution list! screw it, i’m going to the bar…
aggggghhhhhh!!!! this list is the epitemy of my worthlessness.
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