Restaurant Mouth


a medical condition in which one uses foul language after a shift working within a restaurant due to excessive use of vulgarity within said restaurant.
sherri: “hey honey, how was work?”
mike: “f-cking terrible. just f-cking terrible.”
sherri: “not around the kids, michael!”
mike: “sorry, i guess i still have restaurant mouth.”

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