Restless Loser Syndrome
(n) restless loser syndrome is a disease some people get that causes them to keep thinking their phone is ringing/vibrating when really, it isn’t. so the person keeps checking and checking their phone only to see that it never rang in the first place, making them a loser.
the origin is unknown, but the cause is said to stem from a person mistaking a light shake in the leg or an odd noise for their phone ringing.
-why do you keep looking at your phone? is someone texting you?
-no, i keep thinking it’s vibrating and i check it but it’s not!
-sounds like you have rls.
-restless leg syndrome?
-no, restless loser syndrome, loser!
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