Reston


b-tch -ss town in virginia, but with a kinda cool guy named parag. don’t go there after dark though, its like the bad seed of compton and harlem.
“hey man you goin to reston this weekend?”
“nah b-tch parag be there with the troubs on sat-rday”
“aww sh-t the troubs be out there? you know they shady”
the illest place in virgina
reston is so tight you should go there
a sick (as in cool) place where all the cool ppl in virgina have resided in at one point in their lives and a very dangerous place so watch out with what you say or u might end up raped, shot, beat, and/or killed
no joke
i live in reston and i have seen some nasty things

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