Restroom Etiquette


restroom etiquette is the list of several unwritten rules applied in public toilets, such as “no grunting, even if it is a loch ness monster”, and “stay at least one urinal away from another user”. these rules are especially apparent in reserved countries, such as great britain.
andy: “dude, some old guy was right next to me at the urinals, and there were loads more up the other end!”
brian: “yeah, i encountered a violation of the restroom etiquette, some guy was curling one out and making the most horrific noises i ever did hear!”

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