restroom surgeon


an employee who, after having gone to the bathroom, washes, scrubs, and dries their hands for several minutes to avoid going back to their job function.
holy sh-t, i was just in the bathroom at the same time as paul. that restroom surgeon looks like he’s trying to turn hand washing into a new career.

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