Retail Employee
either an incredibly smart person who can help you in a shopping crisis. or a complete f-ck-nugget who d-cks around all day and decides not to help you period with anything due to a glandular problem, or just plain incompetence.
some retail employees are exceptionally attractive males or females and sometimes you may l-st after them to to the point of statutory rape.
that retail employee is f-cking around with my request, i hope zeus casts lightning down upon him/her.
did you see that female retail employee? her -ss was so round and firm you could do s-xual things to it!
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