retail girlfriend
someone who you have a transactional and friendly relationship with who you would love to date but probably never will.
sam loved visiting the coffee shop not only for their delicious dark roast but the cute barrista, lori, who seemed to genuinly be interested in his life. for now she was just a retail girlfriend.
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