Retail Superstar
a retail -ssistant that believes they have super human powers when it comes to fashion. in their mind their level of importance and abilities put them on par with einstein and g-d.
“no soup for you!”
“he has a sixth sense when it comes to fashion. he new you weren’t going to buy it even before you left the house”
in reality these people offer little to the word, and are cl-ssified in evolution as a fail!
insofar as our employee goes; similar to our product offerings, our employees are selected with a similar approach. chris whom served you is a qualified stylist whom has a sixth sense for fashion, and chris’s only problem is that he is too good at what he does, and as i am sure you are aware, people whom are talented, generally do not tolerate having their time wasted, which is the reason you were provoked to leave the store.
whilst i concede that you work for chain retailer, unfortunately that does not make us like for like. it is probably fair to -ssume, a lot of what i have said in this email, either doesn’t make sense to you, or you totally disagree with it all, which is what i would expect (unless of course i have you totally wrong – which i doubt).
let me guess, you would never, ever hire chris in the course of your duty, would you? this is the very reason, why your comment “from one retailer to another” is so disproportionate, it’s almost as though we are in a totally different industries. chris is a retail superstar, who possess unparalleled ability, and i am sorry you feel upset by him, but he knew you were not going to buy anything before you even left your house.
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