Retail Syndrome


when you go out shopping to buy a couple of things but have an urge to buy even more. generally followed by silly excuses, e.g. i needed one of those, we’re running out of them, it was on offer. women suffer most from it.
dude 1: i went into fake-mart to buy a pack of smarties, and i walked out with a whole cow!

dude 2: dude 1, you’ve suffered retail syndrome!

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