Retarbie


a)conceptual barbie doll that would teach kids about mental r-t-rdation and act as balance in the world of the hegemony of artificially perfect beauty. see ms. wheelchair america, acrotomophilia midget p-rn barbie.

b)a blonde, barbie-like female with shortcomings in the realm of intellect. see blonde r-t-rd.
a)
shaneequa: “mommy says i’m special. kids call me a r-t-rd.”

b)
jessica: “oh em gee!”
stan: “shut up, retarbie!”

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