Retard Alert


a way of warning people that a r-t-rd is present in the vicinity. can be either verbal or typed. used primarily on forums when someone says something so incredibly ignorant or stupid, you simply cannot believe it.
noob: the gp2x is better than the pandora
forum member: …the pandora isn’t even out yet……
another member: oh god, r-t-rd alert!

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