Retard strength

the inexplicable physical force possessed by the mentally handicapped, even after they have been inst-tutionalized or are incapable of any excercise program. r-t-rd strength is never used for any constructive purpose, and often results in unintentional injury.
even after he broke out of his restraints and had three guards and a nurse subduing him, he still had enough r-t-rd strength to break two chairs and a table.
when sufficiently angered, the mentally handicapped show immense gains in their physical strength, not unlike the incredible hulk.
person1: “one time, one the set of life goes on, kellie martin pranked that kid that played corky. well he got so mad he punched her squre in the face and gave her a concussion!”

person2:”well, that’s r-t-rd strength for you!”
super-human strength usuaslly had by one who is considered a reatard and can lift heavy things only because they are too r-t-rded to know they are hurting themselves
why is that guy holding up the r-t-rd racer with his teeth? he must have r-t-rd strength!!
a bear-like power possessed by large, often socially awkward people during times of excitement or anger. their insurmountable strength is seemingly inconceivable during their normal, relaxed state, but can be accentuated by emotional distress, or often by intense inebriation by alcohol or other drugs. though normaly quiet and intraverted, dont let their good natured persona fool you. one too many shots may cause godzilla like devastation, resulting in numerous bone fractures and utter panic caused by bear-like hugs and bone shattering high fives.
dont let him drink. last time, he got super friendly after too many shots, gave me a pat on the back, and broke 3 of my verterbrate. then while apologizing, he lifted me up by my arm, and literally ripped it from my torso. worst case of r-t-rd strength i’ve ever seen
r-t-rd strength is natures way of making up for the lack of brains in a particularly stupid individual. it often does not have visual appearance, but nevertheless, r-t-rds tend to have super-human strength. r-t-rd strength is found in half-r-t-rds as well as full blown speds.
guy 1- holy sh-t aurrichio! how are you so strong?!?

guy 2- dude, don’t mess with that jackwagon. he has r-t-rd strength.
n the quality or condition of extreme physical strength.
dude, that guy’s got r-t-rd-strength!
the legendary attribute of r-t-rded “people” which gives them super human strength. scientists beleive that since they have no brain they have more muscles. it can be summed up with the simple equation n(normie)- b(brain)= s(strength).
“i’m gonna kick his -ss!”

“no man, just let him keep the water melon, he’s got r-t-rd strength.”

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