Retard Time


the random time occurring daily were you instinctively do stupid things to your significant other. r-t-rd time can occur any time and any where and knows no boundaries….
during r-t-rd time yesterday lorrin tried to shove a turkey baster in my -sshole, and i counter r-t-rded with the -ss clinch of a 7 year old.

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