Retarded Chipmonk
a young male who behave like an -sshole to everyone especially his friends, who don’t even know why they put up with his bullsh-t anymore.
always thinks friends love people of the same s-x, when they obviously do not.
steff “isn’t darragh a r-t-rded chipmonk?”
jake ”yes steff, i believe he is”
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