retarded seal
a person who acts very similar to a seal that is r-t-rded.they yelp in a strange way that is best summed up by arf arf arf. this bizarre creature has a fetish of touching b-tts that are covered in b-tter. mating rituals for this animal are on a creeper level- they punch the face of the person that they want to mate with. scary i know.
kathi: arf arf arf
sam: oh god its a r-t-rded seal
ethan: what the fists!
matt: ow it punched me in the face!
sam: face punch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a r-t-rded seal isn’t really a seal. he’s accually an -sshole who dosen’t say hi to you when you say hi to it/him. r-t-rded seals are quite stupid ovbiously from the name. they usually have jew-fros and say “whaat?!” all the time. r-t-rded seals also have type 1 diabetes along with add. they are sad poeple with very big eyebrows who might just be loners for the rest of their lives. they also usually walk around school thinking they’re the sh-t. r-t-rded seals also have the tendency to have really stupid and annoying laughs and they absoutley positivley do not know how to spell for their lives.
alice: “did you see mark today?”
rian: “yeah, he was a total r-t-rded seal.”
alice: “i know…he failed his spelling test too.”
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