Retardepes


a portmanteau of the phrase, “r-t-rded as herpes.”
it means your thought, idea, or actions are dumb and/or stupid. you are r-t-rded as herpes.
“i’ve got an idea, let’s go hang out at the mall.”
“no way, that’s r-t-rdepes, and by extension, you are r-t-rdepes.”

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