Retardiness
when you forget essential stuff because you are in a hurry. r-t-rded behavior combined with being late.
i forgot my cell phone in my r-t-rdiness.
Read Also:
- Beaver Stamp
to press one’s womanhood on the face of a sleeping recipient. (see teabag) i’m so embar-ssed. i p-ssed out last night, then molly beaver stamped me. now i smell like sturgeon.
- Bang on Shift
bang on shift to m-st-rb-t-. when you push the shift key on a windows computer 5 times in a row, you get stickykeys. such as when masturbating to p-rn and not catching your mess. see m-st-rb-t- john: what did you do last night? tim: my girlfriend wouldn’t give me any so i had to bang […]
- anneillia
a amazing person,shes very pretty and is 1 of the best people to be friends with, shes my bestie in the whole wide world and shes just a great person who once you are her friend she will do anything in the world for you and she has your back for what ever you need […]
- cabottage
a child between the ages of two and eight, able to walk and talk but not yet self aware look at all the cabottages in the park.
- An Inanimate Fucking Object
the person or thing you take out your frustrations from a separate event on. chris: f-ck you you cheating b-tch! -throws phone- kevin: chris! it’s a inanimate f-cking object. chris: you’re an inanimate f-cking object!!!