retardis
n. acronym: retrogressively experienced time and relative dimension in sp-ce; a sp-ce/time-travelling vessel that is much smaller on the inside
“i wouldn’t bother bringing the stereo. the r-t-rdis may take up more sp-ce than an aircraft carrier, but the interior is about the size of a phone box.”
a term for a person that is actually more r-t-rded on the inside than they appear to be on the outside.
derived from “r-t-rd” and the dr who tardis machine.
“i didn’t realise she was so stupid at first! she is such a r-t-rdis!”
a person whose mental capacity is not as small as it would appear from the outside
you mean john’s normal? i thought he was definitely a bit slow. he’s a total r-t-rdis.
a british time machine that malfunctions at every level of performance.
given all the trouble that doctor who has controlling the tardis’ destinations, they should have called it the r-t-rdis.
1. a tardis for r-t-rded time lords.
doctor don called for his -ssistant, and the r-t-rdis, so they could leave.
a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective throughout all time and relative dimension in sp-ce.
he thinks dr. who is a real doctor? what a r-t-rdis!
anyone who says anything stupid while talking about the cult bbc series ‘dr who’
a r-t-rdis is usually spotted in pubs (albeit sober)
1) r-t-rdis “is dr who real?”
2) (conversation between a r-t-rdis and his girlfriend)
r-t-rdis “he’s not a real dr who – he doesnt have a big scarf. all the real dr whos had big scarfs”
r-t-rdis girlfriend “hes got a big hat”
r-t-rdis “oh yes – hes got a big hat. he doesnt have a scarf tho”
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