Retawesome


1.) having qualities that are both r-t-rded and yet awesome or awesome and yet r-t-rded.

2.) anything that does not function or look as it should, but is still fantastic in its own right.
that belly flop off the high dive was retawesome.

all drinking games are retawesome.

any movie by chris farley is retawesome.

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