reteard


reteard • \re-tear-da\ • noun

1 : a r-t-rd that is so r-t-rded it brings a tear(s) to your eye.

2 a: a man or woman that is above and beyond the average r-t-rd

2 b: a man or woman who does or says things that even a normal r-t-rd wouldn’t do or say

reteared •\re-tear-ded\ • adjective

1: used to describe someone’s actions when simply calling them a r-t-rd doesn’t quite sum it up; fairly atleast.

2: used to describe someone’s actions when they are worst than that of a normal or average r-t-rd; leading to tear(s) of embarr-ssment. you are likely embarr-ssed for them.
“wow, that chick is a reteard. she just walked into a parked 18 wheeler. ”

“that was the most retearded thing i have ever seen. did she really just back up to the drive thru window to get ketchup and refill her drink?”

guy 1 – “that guys is retearded”
guy 2 – “yah bro, he’s wasted. i saw him take a p-ss right on the dance floor not even ten seconds ago”

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