Retired emo kid


a person who once was sad and now is independent. a retired emo kid use to listen to: dashboard confessional, the get up kids and taking back sunday. being retired, they have now turned indie and listen to bands such as: broken social scene, the drums and foals.
“dude, remember when brad use to listen to that depressing whiny music?”

“yea, he was a real funkiller.”

“for sure. but, i ran into him the other day and he’s all indie now.”

“guess he’s a retired emo kid.”

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