Retired Mullet


“business on top, party in the back.” a person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the “business” but has plenty of time left to party.
dave: “that guy is always partying”
steve: “he is retired, you can tell by his mullet”
dave: “how can you tell?”
steve: “he is rocking the retired mullet”
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