retired police car


a car that scares the cr-p out of you when you see it and are speeding ( or breaking any other law )and makes you slam on your brakes and late for work because of the m-ssive heart attack you just had.
person 1. stupid alarm clock didn’t go off again, i hope i don’t see a cop (they’re going 70 in a 50 zone)
person in a retired police car is doing the same speed you are and makes you slam on the brakes because all you seen was black and white. me-ssage out to all people reading!!!! buy a radar gun. lol i did and it works great.

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