retireded
an person of poor intellect or wit that is also retired.
my pal “clunky” is gonna be 65 next week, he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, so we don’t know what he’s gonna do after he leaves his job. he’s gonna be so retireded!
the act of being incredibly stupid, bordering on r-t-rded due to excessive tiredness.
can be caused by refusing to sleep at lan events, drinking too much mountain dew/red bull/c-ke, or generally being worn down.
separate from r-t-rded as the condition is generally alleviated by rest, whereas r-t-rded people are usually afflicted with it indefinitely.
(during a clan match at 3am)
“d-mn, why did you shoot me in the head, you teamkilling pr-ck?”
“sorry man, i am acting retireded”
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