retirement home
the deathbed of old people. they check in, they never check out. before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
“i’m 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries.”
heartbeat monitor goes dead…
“oh dang…”
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