retirement rocker


a sl-ttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly c-ck…
a retirement rocker is usually a young girl (between 17 and 20) who decides to ruin her beautiful innocence by sleeping with someone 30 to 37 (usually a friends dad) this happens in the depths of scotland and middle eastern canada..(usually)
girl one (usually between 17 & 20): omggggg i cant believe i f-cked sarah’s(made up name not aimed at anyone) dad again
girl two (her age is irrelevent): you’re such a retirement rocker
girl one: a who?!
girl two: a sl-ttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly c-ck…
girl two: duuhhh

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