retracted turtle
retracted turtle- a fisting technique in which the whole fist is violently shoved into the -n-s, meant to look like a turtle in hiding
the opposite of a silent duck
“i heard the fat bulldyk- gave candice the retracted turtle,” said henry.
“the loose c-nt probably couldn’t feel it anyway,” said tom.
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