retro-crush
a crush on someone as they were in the past, and not as they are today.
man, i have such a retro-crush on jimmy destri from the band blondie. he was so hot back in the day!
a love of pop culture, especially 60’s or 70’s era, as well as an appreciation for camp. see retros-xual.
“i heard mark bought the complete brady bunch series on dvd. is he gay?” “no, he just has a total retrocrush.”
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