when you spend more time than you antic-p-ted p–ping due to being stuck on a level on candy crush.
“where have you been the last 40 minutes?…
sorry man ive got a bad case of retryarrhea on level 289 of candy crush”
shammingsham shield retryarrhea
? is basically someone that is laughing so hard that they cry …normally used in texting girl:he is short as a kindergarten. boy:that is so true? this is an emoji. if you were to send this emoji in a message to someone, you would be telling them that you are crying with laughter. friend 1: […]
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- road rage rug burn
the aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. the rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the -ssh-l- who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your c-ck and gives your p-n-s an indian […]
when one is very addicted to the videogame “rust” (pc) when you put over 500+ hours in rust you are a rustaholic.
- rusty bidet
when a girl squirts while on her period. dude, “that girl totally trashed my sheets last night, with a rusty bidet .”