Reuben Special


a real estate property located somewhere deep in canadian territory. a place so bad, that from a first glance it could be mistaken for a steaming pile of cow sh-t sprinkled with finger nails. it is a property that is well beyond any repair or rehab. a reuben special typically has several canadians hanging around, warming themselves by the dumpster fire next to the place. all reasonable people avoid a reuben special at all costs.
holy sh-t, this place is a reuben special!

i wouldn’t even want my worst enemy to live in a reuben special!
d-mn, this place used to be nice, but now it’s a reuben special!

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