when a woman’s v-g-n- is loosely abused stick a bone in ham prefferably 8-10 pounds b-tterball jamit up in there and waller it around then sn-tch the bone out
i would rather perform a rev-g-n-lzation get f-cked in the bathroom with a strap on from a transvest-te.
- ruby roller
when you lay pipe with a girl on her period and pull out and roll your d-ck across her forehead to paint it red. hey man i gave that girl a ruby roller.
- s*x on toes
the action when a persons toes overlap and it looks as though they’re having s-xual interaction. dad: she has nice toes. shammay: ew dad what are you saying she has s-x on toes ew suck her cheesy toes
one who is an expert in knowing the content, types, and ways of working with fabrics, including sewing, stretching, and otherwise manipulating them. she had been sewing for years and is quite the fabrictist.
- perennial *ssault
a swift, devastating blow to the small area which bridges the b-lls and the -n-s in retaliation for toby’s dishonesty, i served him a perennial -ssault that nearly removed his prostate
an awkward, gawky young fellow. and there he stood, his hobbledehoy frame clashing with the elegence of the room. steve nash? i bet he was the epitome of a hobbledehoy when he was a youth! “i’m so awkward” chriss griffin (not skinny enough to be a hobbledehoy, but a the greatest quote without a doubt) […]