revenge fisting
revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin’ ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her sn-tch.
you don’t tell her beforehand that you’ve taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
she did what? with whom?
tonight, i am revenge fisting the cheap sl-t.
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