Revenge of the Turd
after a bad break up, to take a huge sh-t in your lover’s toilet & not flush just before abruptly moving out when they’re not home.
jack: “man, lisa moved out when i was at work last night. i know i cheated on her but she didn’t have to get all ‘revenge of the t-rd on my -ss’. took me 3 flushes! it’s on now!”
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