a cool hot soccer jock. all the girls adore him and every guy wants to befriend him. but he’s a d*ck.
ooh! would you look at reverdy today? he’s so hot!
- crosby sneak
adjective: to leave a party to make out with a stranger. “i haven’t seen amanda in 20 minutes, she must of did the crosby sneak.”
- baron munchausen
when you thoroughly go down on your girl, so that she’s coming so hard she tries to crack your head like a nut but you don’t stop until she pries you off her still throbbing cl*t or she begs you to stop before she p*ssed out. bro 1: hey, why’s your face all beat up? […]
- fart jump
the act of flaggelating while leaping in the air. man, did you see will fart jump in chris’ face this morning during our run?
- oogy moment
while doing something that makes sense then having something happen that makes no sense while doing the something that makes sense. evan and lucas are playing mortal kombat. lucas uses noob’s x-ray evan’s johnny cage does a back flip to avoid being caught by noob’s shadow. noob’s shadow jumps and catches johnny. evan screams oogy. […]