Reverse Bum
the act of inviting a b-m to a nice meal with the intention of sticking him/her with the bill.
employed citizen: h-llo friend would you care to enjoy a warm meal with me?
b-m: wihduyiusteh, ok.
at the end of the meal…
employed citizen:
wow, that was delicious. excuse me i need to use the washroom.
(call to friend) hey i’ll meet you in 15 min i just completed a reverse b-m and had my dinner paid for.
the act of offering a b-m a warm meal in a restaurant with the inent to stick him/her with the check, aka reverse b-m, after eating.
employed citizen: hey why don’t you come with me to get something to eat.
b-m: wkhdujtzye…ok
-moments before meal is completed-
employed citizen: wow that was good. i’m going to go to the restroom; excuse me.
employed citizen then takes off for the door thus not paying for the meal or completing a reverse b-m on the homeless person.
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