reverse dirty pirate
when a girl is giving a man a bl-w j-b, but instead of swallowing she spits it in his eye and kicks him in the shin so he’s blind in one eye and hopping around as if with a peg leg.
why are you so blind today? did your mom give you a reverse dirty pirate last night?
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