Reverse Donkey Kong Jr.
a female rides a male in the reverse cowgirl position, and proceeds to play the male’s t-st-cl-s as though there were conga drums.
male: “oh baby i love it when you ride me backwards and play my b-lls like conga drums!”
female: “i know, i call it the reverse donkey kong jr.”
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