Reverse fossilisation


reverse fossilisation or reverse fossilization is to turn a robot into a organic life forum like from futurama episode “anthology of interest ii” bender turning into a human.
farnsworth: good news, everyone! i’ve invented a way to turn bender into a human using a process i call “reverse fossilisation”.

leela: how does it work?

farnsworth: well, in regular fossilisation, flesh and bone turn to minerals. realising that, it was a simple matter to reverse the process. i’ve already tested it by turning the toaster into a rac–n.

he puts the rac–n on a table. it runs around and two slices of toast pop out of it. fry takes a bite.

fry: kinda game-y.

farnsworth: are you ready, bender?

bender: i dunno. i’m beginning to have some second thoughts–

farnsworth throws a switch and bender is zapped with electricity � la the countless frankenstein films. he slowly starts to take human form. he grows hair, a nose and…

hermes: cover your shame, mon!

he puts some underpants on bender. the table tips up and human bender walks off. everyone gasps.

farnsworth: it worked! eat it, everyone whose never won a n-bel prize! and that includes you, amy!

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